Thursday, September 30, 2004

All falls apart

Early morning bitch COO is jumping on people, demanding to know why the magazine is not in the office NOW.

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New marketing exec just threw letter of resignation. Unfortunately for her, her notice is ONE MONTH, unlike the rest of us whose notice is only 24 hours for probation.

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Editor is on MC, but because of jumping bitch, distributions exec had to call her to bug printer to deliver magazine IMMEDIATELY.

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Poor editor was on her way to the docs. Bitch orders her to PUSH printers, simultaneously screaming to know whose fault it was that printer didn’t deliver magazines.

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Bitch decides to blame distributions exec for not emphasizing that printing of magazines was URGENT.

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Funny and stupid things are happening in the office lately. Sale execs gone. Promotions exec gone. One designer on the way out this year. The other designer is searching already. Distributions exec has been actively looking all year. Deputy editor just started actively looking outside. Editor only just returned and is already up to her neck in year-end project. I wonder what’s gonna happen to the magazine…