It's the Grand SaleWoman: Welcome everyone to the third session of Shopaholic Anonymous. How is everyone doing?
People: Okay. Alright. Great.
Woman: Alright. Jane, how are you doing?
Jane: (simpering) I haven’t shopped for 2 days!
Woman: Excellent! Mark?
Mark: (stuttering) I haven’t shopped f..for 1 week!
Woman: Great. Now for the ultimate test…
Woman: (falsetto) The Grand Sale! The Grand Sale!
People: *SCREAM! Chairs falling over as running ensues*
Jingle: The Parkson Grand Sale. Simply irresistible.
I couldn't stop laughing thinking of Mark. Would this be your gay gene, Mark?