Something less morbid
Nearly cracked myself up when I read this.7 Effective Ways to say "Your Fly is OPEN!"
1) The cucumber has left the salad.
2) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
3) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
4) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
5) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
6) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
7) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
*Inspired by the book "7 Habits of Highly Effective People"
posted by Jennirhiow @ 9:33 pm
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