Friday, July 30, 2004

Stumped...

Early morning trivial from the radio.

‘What do you get when an elephant sits on your best friend?’

There were a few calls of wildshots but this is the only one that stuck in my mind!

‘Get a new best friend!’

I was actually thinking of jewellery. You know, ivory made into accessories. After the elephant has been shot. I know. I’m sick.

But then comes the answer from a woman who swears it was a wildshot.

‘A flatmate.’

Okay… I suck at trivial questions.